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[ 06.17.04 | 11:06pm ] |
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Aight so I havent updated this shit in madddd long but I was talking to my bf online today while i was suppoesed to be working and i feel the need to post this conversation to make u all aware of crazy ass laws in other states...enjoy lol
LilStump1023: so listen to this...
Raw: i am all eyes
LilStump1023: in hong kong, a betrayed wife is legally permitted to kill her husband but may do so only with her hands. She may kill her husbands lover, on the other hand, in any manner she desires
LilStump1023: i knew i always loved asians
Raw: its because of your asian roots
Raw: iam also scared you find pleasure in the murdering of a husband but ok lol
LilStump1023: lol bare hands come on now thats great and i could kill the hewa ne way i want endless possibilities lol
Raw: hahahahhahaha
LilStump1023: in north carolins its illegal for a man to peep through a window at a woman but its not against the law for a woman to peep into a room occupied by a man
Raw: are you planning on moving
LilStump1023: no but good to kno these things when vacations arise come on now
Raw: lol
Raw: can a women kill a man with her bare hands if he is spying on her
LilStump1023: HAHAHAHAHAHA in in Tremonton, Utah its against the law for a woman to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. in addition to pressing charges as punishment, the womans name is published in the loacl newpaper yet the man does not receive ne punishment
LilStump1023: but it doesnt say that she cant do it with another girl so therefore with that said lesbians rule
Raw: now thats what i am talking about thats what i call standard medical procedure
Raw: i want your job you stay online talk to your boyfriend and read fun facts
LilStump1023: in oblong, illonois its punishable by law to make love while hunting and fishing on ur wedding day
LilStump1023: lol im done with work and im working for ellen today so i dont get paid by the hour with her so im covered lol
Raw: very nice
LilStump1023: the penalty for pleasuring oneself in indonesia is decapitation
LilStump1023: damn
Raw: of which head
Raw: bad bad joke
LilStump1023: o00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o
LilStump1023: lol not at all thought the same thing jus didnt say it
LilStump1023: my head would b on a pole in the middle of town lololol
Raw: lmao hahhahahaaaaa
LilStump1023: lol
LilStump1023: in ventura county, california, cats and dogs r not allowed to have sex without a permit
LilStump1023: and how would they go about gettin one
LilStump1023: because yanno i dont need my cat gettin sexually frustrated cuz they dont allow her to hump when shes in heat
Raw: lol
Raw: maybe thats why dogs take it out on the furniture
LilStump1023: and their owners leg lol
Raw: it was a toss up i went with the furniture i was gonna say that
Raw: lol
LilStump1023: lol
LilStump1023: in harrisburg. pa female toll collectors cant engage in sex with a truck driver in the confines of a booth
LilStump1023: but it says nothing about a taxi cab driver so shes still good
Raw: lol its funny how you find the loop hoiles in sexual law you might give bill vela a run for his money at the next sex factor
LilStump1023: hahahh i kno right
Raw: Sodomy!!!!!!!
LilStump1023: hgsahgdjwadwadxwa
LilStump1023: in branchville, sc couples who "ledly and lasciviously associate, bed, and cohabit together in a public or non public place" can b punished with a 500 dollar fine and as much as 6 months in prison
LilStump1023: sux to b u on ur wedding night in south carolina
Raw: guess i aint spending my honey moon there
Raw: lol
Raw: what web sight are yopu on or are you just pullig random fact from your brain
Raw: lol
LilStump1023: lololol omg i wish i new these things nah i dunno its not a website some stupid thing
Raw: that would make you a sexyclopedia or something
LilStump1023: it is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex "on the steps of any church after the sun goes down" in birmingham, england
LilStump1023: so in broad daylight ur fine
Raw: my brother wouldnt be fined than
LilStump1023: go eddie
LilStump1023: way to keep it legal
Raw: but he did it inside of the church which also isnt illegal in england
Raw: well he was going to school there so maybe he didnt think it was a church at the time
Raw: i think it would hold up in court
LilStump1023: ahhh eddie
LilStump1023: amazing
LilStump1023: it is illegal for any member of the nevada legislature to conduct official buisiness wearing a pemis costume while the legislature is in session
LilStump1023: i wanna meet the guy that showed up wearing that and thus they had to create a law saying it wasnt allowd
LilStump1023: hes my hero
Raw: i guess thats why people call politiciand real dick heads
LilStump1023: amazinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
LilStump1023: in romboch, va it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on
LilStump1023: this is wear they prolly invented glow in the dark condoms
Raw: lol I love you
Raw: and why alot of ugly people get laid in romboch va
Raw: you should do a comedy act with some of this stuff
Raw: no just kidding you probally would
LilStump1023: loolololol
LilStump1023: how funny would that be
Raw: very you always manage to make me laugh
LilStump1023: an ordinace in newcastle, wyo specifically bans couples from having sex while standing in a walk in meat freezer
LilStump1023: but sitting and laying down is perfectly okay
LilStump1023: in cali, columbia a woman may have sex only with her husband and the first time this happens her mother must b in the room to witness the act
LilStump1023: and thats how the tommy lee and pamela video got out
Raw: illlllllllll on the mom hahahahaha on the pamela thing
LilStump1023: in buckefield, maine no taxi driver "will b allowed" to charge a fare to ne passenger who gives him sexual favors in return for a ride home from a nightclub or other "establishment which serves alcoholic beverages." or ne "places a business selling liquor"
LilStump1023: so wut im not sure of is if this law is protecting drunk dirty hoes from giving head and still have there money taken from them or protecting the cab driver whose sexually haraassing them
Raw: lmao
LilStump1023: lol
LilStump1023: topless slaeswomen are legal in liverpoll, england but only in tropical fish stores
LilStump1023: thats good keep it away from dirty old men and let the children have all the fun
Raw: and we know what they smell like in there
Raw: hahahahaha
LilStump1023: lol omg gross
Raw: hey ok ill keep it to my self and let yo have all the fun fine
Raw: lol
LilStump1023: lol herb
LilStump1023: the only acceptable sexual position in washington dc is the missionary postiton any other sexual postiton is illegal
LilStump1023: someone should have told clinton and monica that
Raw: thats why politians are so up tight
Raw: lol
LilStump1023: in oxford, ohio its illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a mans picture
LilStump1023: well u might as well jus throw me in jail then
Raw: booooooooo!!!!!
LilStump1023: lololol
LilStump1023: in the state of washington, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances including the wedding night
LilStump1023: so wut do they do have tea
Raw: lol
LilStump1023: lolol
LilStump1023: in kentucky no female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she b escorted by at least 2 officers or unless she b armed with a club
LilStump1023: sounds like a cheap porn
Raw: i will refrain from bad humor i will refrain from bad humor
LilStump1023: in kingsville, texas there is a law against 2 pigs having sex on the citys airport property
LilStump1023: but u and me can so thats a relief
Raw: are you attempting to make me blush
LilStump1023: is it working
Raw: nooooo
LilStump1023: in connorsville,wis. it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm
LilStump1023: which gun wink wink wink lol
Raw: so we wont go to s c on our honey moon to texas we go
Raw: lol your bad
Raw: lol
LilStump1023: lololol wut dickwad thought it was a good idea to start shootin rifles while his girl is gettin off
LilStump1023: women arent allowed to wear patent leather shoes in cleveland, ohio, because a man might see the reflection os something "he oughtnt"
LilStump1023: but she can wear a short skirt that shows her ass with no underwear on good times
Raw: its true i have been to cleveland
LilStump1023: if ur a single, divorced or widowed woman, u cant parachute on sunday afternoons in florida
LilStump1023: but no worries u can have sex on the church steps instead
Raw: lol
LilStump1023: in hastings, neb no couple, even if they r married may sleep together in the nude
LilStump1023: theres a town that needs the b bombed
Raw: well when there awake its no holds bared
LilStump1023: lol tru tru
LilStump1023: in michigan a woman isnt allowed to cut her own hair without her husbands permission
LilStump1023: but she can cut off his gentiles whole hes sleepin to make up for it
Raw: omg
Raw: sometimes you scare me
LilStump1023: hahahhaa
LilStump1023: loriana bobbit
Raw: just tell me you love me and that we are never going to michigan
LilStump1023: i love u and we r not goin to michigan
LilStump1023: in rhode island unmarried people cant have sex however if caught the lovers r fined onlty 10 dollars a piece
Raw: thats a relief
LilStump1023: lol sorry i wouldnt mind paying 10 bucks
Raw: not to bad for the price of a movie you can have premarital sex thats what i call a night out
LilStump1023: damn straight
LilStump1023: in ames, iwa a man isnt allowed to take more than 3 gulps of beer while lying in bed with a woman
LilStump1023: but the girl can get trashed so gooood timesssssssss
Raw: well usually the drinking happen s before hand
LilStump1023: in fairbanks , alaska a moose cannot have sex on city streets
LilStump1023: but again
LilStump1023: we can so who wants to vacatin in alaska
Raw: i am going on price line right now
LilStump1023: thats wut im talking about
LilStump1023: its against the law in willowdale, ore for a husband to curse during sex
LilStump1023: the wife can trash talk all she wants though
LilStump1023: niiiiiiiiiceeeeeeeeee
Raw: no wonder aarons been to alaska twice hmmmmm
LilStump1023: who can blame him
LilStump1023: in merryville, mo women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not b denied to the normal red blooded american male."
LilStump1023: can u believe this shit lol
Raw: yeah thats why they call it merry ville
LilStump1023: i think thats it
LilStump1023: well that was entertaining
LilStump1023: im sending these to everyone i kno lol
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[ 04.16.04 | 12:32pm ] |
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"Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes."
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[ 02.20.04 | 11:57pm ] |
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Seriously i dont kno y people do this to themselves. I dont kno who this person is that IMed me but yea shit happens. I seriosuly say shit for shock value to stupid people jus to shut them up. so dont get offended. if u do get offended then dont read it.Im HonEyDeW mCnAsTy in case u didnt kno lol
Marijah886: hey!
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: hi!
Marijah886: whats up???
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: my cock u?
Marijah886: sry dont have one but nothin lol
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: well thats fantastic
Marijah886: yup
Marijah886: ok sry but who is this?
Marijah886: u were on my bl & i was trying to figure out who u were
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: ok sorry but u'll have to try another question ho
Marijah886: why
Marijah886: u dont know me dont go thinkin im a ho
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: y not its fun
Marijah886: lol
Marijah886: yeah whatever
Marijah886: so y cant u tell me who this is
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: because i jus found out i hate AIDS even worse i ran out of cereal so im in a bad mood
Marijah886: well that sucks...what kind of cereal was it?
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: leukemia oats
Marijah886: lol
Marijah886: yummy
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: wash it down with a can of SARS and u made me a happy transvestite
Marijah886: wait a minute u were gay a minute ago
Marijah886: now ur a transvestite?
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: now im ur mom
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: im crazy man
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: i dont play
Marijah886: sry i might have made that last thing up
Marijah886: my mom has AIDS?????
Marijah886: omg & no one told me
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: shes does???? omg burn her
Marijah886: i cant!
Marijah886: we dont believe in matches, were amish
Marijah886: i have to sneak 5 miles away to use a computer
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: y? daddy sticks his corn husk into ur virgin garden when ur a bad girl
Marijah886: only in ur dreams hon
Marijah886: thats just WRONG
Marijah886: but im outta here
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: but so right
Marijah886: bye
HonEyDeW mCnAsTy: wet dreams
Marijah886: lol urs
Marijah886: freak
and again they walk away not knowin who i am...
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| The hardest freakin thing I EVER had to do |
[ 02.17.04 | 12:13am ] |
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The soundtrack of my life:
opening credits:
Goo Goo Dolls - "Iris"
waking-up scene:
12 Stones - "Crash"
average-day scene:
Jay-Z - "Can't Knock the Hustle" or Eminem - "Till I Collapse"
best-friend scene:
Celine Dion - "Because You Loved Me" or Simon & Garfunkel - "Old Friends" or Dixie Chicks - "Goodbye Earl"
first-date scene:
Dave Matthews Band - "Crash"
falling-in-love scene:
Lifehouse - "Everything"
sex scene:
Dave Matthews Band - "Lover Lay Down" or "Rapunzel"
fight-with-friend scene:
Staind - "Outside"
break up scene:
Eminem - "I Love You More" or "Kim" or "Go To Sleep" or Lil Kim -"Suck My Dick" or Kelis - "I Hate You So Much Right Now"
get-back-together scene:
Lassao - "Alone in the Dark"
'life's okay' scene:
Eminem - "Stimulate" or Eminem, 50, Obie Tryce - "Love Me" or Nicleback - "Someday"
heartbreak scene:
Evanensence - "My Immortal" or Heather Headly - "I Wish I Wasn't"
mental-breakdown scene:
Staind - "For You" or Linkin Park - "Lying From You"
driving scene:
Veronica - "Release Me"
lesson-learning scene:
Simon & Garfunkel - "America"
deep-thought scene:
Delirious - "Obsession" or Common Children - "Stormy Boy"
flashback scene:
Notorious B.I.G. - "Juicy" or Biggie & 2pac - "Live Freestyle 95"
party scene:
Johnny Vicious - "Ecstacy" or Outhere Brothers - "Boom Boom Boom" or Reel 2 Reel - "I Like To Move It"
regret scene:
Common Children - "Stains of Time"
happy-dance song:
Kim English - "Unspeakable Joy"
long-night-alone scene:
Nine Inch Nails - "Hurt" or India Arie - "Ready for Love" or Blindside - "Silence" or Limp Bizkit - "Behind Blue Eyes cover"
closing credits:
Lifehouse - "Simon"
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| marilla rocksssssssss |
[ 02.15.04 | 10:46pm ] |
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MARILLA (art_thr0b) revamped my user info lol shes the bestest lol she even wrote my bio which is amazing cuz i would have wrote something like that lolol...THANK U MARILLAAAAAAA!!!!!!! <3
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[ 02.12.04 | 11:59pm ] |
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Dear World;
I am not some psychotic fuck or pathetic loser trying to end my worthless existence. Nor am I one of these pussies using "suicide" as a cry for help. I kill myself tonight as king of the world. Things could not be better.
Which is why I leave this world. Things just can't get better. I have reached the pinnacle of life, and not just my life, the zenith of existence itself. Bliss, Nirvana, Utopia. I am at the top of the mountain, not at the bottom like most suicidal fucks. Unfortunately, knowing that, I cannot go forward with the days ahead because they will never again be as good as tonight. I just snorted not 1, but 2 lines of coke off of not 2, but 3 girls' chests. Then we all 4 made sweet beautiful love. The kind of tender sweet beautiful love they sing rap songs about. Then we washed rinsed and repeated it all.
It is truly the best night that could ever be, which is why it must end tonight. Life can now only get worse. Nothing is left for me here in this world. Every seemingly joyous moment from here forward would be compared to tonight and fall miserably short. I will never surpass the level of happiness that I have tonight. So, I'm going out on top, high as hell, feeling good, and my seed spread across the faces of 3 beautiful women. It's nice to be me.
Viva Life,
Chrisie
P.S. Don't do an autopsy this is definitely suicide.
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| Im a herb |
[ 02.11.04 | 11:36pm ] |
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Ok so im a complete sicc and twisted herb because guess which song i absolutely love...ooo no its not a new eminem song...thats right ladies and gentlemen, it is the one and only Hilary Duff, "Come Clean". Now dont get me wrong i never found her annoying at all and i think shes quite adorable but i dont normally like that "hi im 14, i have a wade of gum in my mouth and i jus discovered that the "penis" is not a gross thing after all" music, but i really like this song...dont kno y jus do. And if I hear the song "Perfect" by Simple Plan one more time, I'm goin to find that lil prick of a lead singer and inject testosterone into his larynx.
Neway, this is like a real entry I'm doin. I'm a lil shocked myself but i feel like i jus shot up pure sugar cane into my veins, so this is prolly y i dont kno wut to do with myself.
So today i played mom. Well, the whole week i have been really cuz the rents went away and Im in charge of the younger brothers, 17 and 14. Which i dont mind, for the most part we get along. Except Monday night when i nearly stuffed my 14yr old brother into the heating vent, but thats all over now. But yea i felt real bad cuz Jon, the 14yr old, was throwing up all night, so being the good mom that I am i stayed home with him. I really couldnt leave him. I would have felt terrible, but he feels much better now. It was prolly some shit he ate. OHH! I got my valentines gift today =) I got flowers and 2 adorable teddy bears and candy freakin adorable. I might take a pic and post it we will see.
Aight I cant write nemore... this is really draining lol
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| MY FREAKIN GOD |
[ 01.31.04 | 1:37pm ] |
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ok can someone tell me WHY people r such fuckin scumbagsssssssssss!!!!!!! especially people u fuckin kno. and i LOVE how ur FRIENDS put u in the most awkard positions...UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im pissed. my stupid freind IMs me and tells me shes in love with our friends bf and then proceeds to say i think i wanna make him not like her wtf! and then she is like "i kno its horrible i feel like a dick" well u fuckin should u piece of shit.. wait heres the convo...
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: so chrisie i have a problem
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: and like
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i really need 2 talk 2 u
LilStump1023: wuts ur problem
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: about it
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: ok well
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: u kno jackie's bf?
LilStump1023: yea
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: ok well
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i've been talkin to him
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: for a while
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: and i knew him b4 jackie went out with him
LilStump1023: ok
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: and hes been really cool with me
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: and i kno this is really fucked up
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: but i have a huge thing for him
LilStump1023: holy shit wtf r u gonna say
LilStump1023: ok hes goin out with our FRIEND
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: yea i kno... i feel like an ass
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i cant help it
LilStump1023: so wtf y r u telling me u cant do shit u kno that right
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: yea i kno
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i mean he has no interest in me
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: he luvs her i kno that
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: but
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i cant help it i like him more than ive liked anyone
LilStump1023: ok well i dont kno wut to tell u hun
LilStump1023: hes taken by our FRIEND and if u do nething ur a scumbag
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i kno i kno..
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i feel like a dick
LilStump1023: so y r u telling me wut did u need advice on
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: its to the point where im thinkin of ways to make him not like her
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: and i dunno what 2 to do
LilStump1023: wtf!
LilStump1023: u cant do that!
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: don't say nething to either of them... i think he knows already tho
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i kno! its sick
LilStump1023: omg
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i feel so stupid
LilStump1023: u fuckin should! thinkin about breakin them up
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i kno i cant do nething tho and im not gonna do nuthin
SiLLy BeEtCh 69: i guess im just gonna have 2 get over it
LilStump1023: yea ur gonna have 2
seriously if i found out one of my freinds was thinking about trying to break up me and my botfriend do u fuckin understand the shit that would go down. even if u like ur freinds guy, u keep it to urself its not ur place to say shit and if ur do ur intentions r obviously wrong because nothing good would come out of it...y would u ever want to hurt ur friend! omg im fuckin pissed because i cant say shit to my friend and her bf but this idiot is jus puttin me in a bad position. omg i wanna kill her
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